Snow Blind

Let me preface this with: I have a very intelligent wife. Some concepts just elude her grasp of understanding. Like the discussion we had on why 4 wheel drive doesn’t make it any easier to stop even though that it being called 4 wheel DRIVE and not 4 wheel STOP, should have given her a clue.

But I thought this conversation was amusing anyway – even though it will likely end up getting me in trouble, I think it may be worth it.

Me: Street view of our house
Amy: why is your truck there?
Me: what do you mean?
Me: that’s our house
Amy: i know-but isn’t it like a constant satellite image?
Me: yes, satellites are flying around at street level constantly taking pictures of our house
Amy: they have zoom
Me: they have detailed zoom that can take a 90 degree angle shot?
Amy: cool, huh?
Me: earth called, it would like you to come back now

We’ll see what kind of backlash comes from this. If I don’t live through it, I hope you enjoy it as my last gift to my half dozen or so readers.

Funny (disturbing???) thing is, I actually made this same joke to my wife like a month ago.

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Of course “beauty-disadvantaged” is a nice word to use too. (link here)

Eventually I’ll make a real post, but in the mean time, I’ll just regurgitate content.

Yes, that’s what it looks like. A baby being fed via a microphone stand. No, not my baby. That’s why I said “Random Photo”. Can’t you read???

Maybe it’s the impending arrival or our latest or something, but I really thought this was amusing.

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A commercial for Pussy in a can. Pretty much speaks for itself.