Archive for May, 2009

May 29 2009

Thx, Sugar Booger

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Ok, so only 11 posts this year. Yeah, I’ve been horrible. Seriously going to come up with some schedule to get me to do this more often. It’s summer. I’m gonna have TONS of time, right?


Anyway, here’s another wife chat to hold all of my 3 readers over until I get my ass in gear.

Me: does the dollar tree have pregnancy tests?
Amy: yes
Amy: why?
Me: no reason
Amy: they are the kind where you pee in a cup
Amy: and then you dip a stick in it
Amy: are you pregnant?
Me: why would I be pregnant?
Amy: why do you need a pregnancy test?
Amy: and if you did, why would you buy it from dollar tree?
Me: who said I needed pregnancy test?
Me: can’t a guy just ask a question without people jumping to conclusions?
Amy: not if it is a question about pregnancy tests
Amy: why do you want to know?
Me: would you make quick assumptions if I asked if they had garbage bags, cyanide and shovels?
Amy: um, yeah
Amy: especially you
Me: well, that’s probably a bad example
Amy: so
Amy: who’s pregnant?
Amy: ahh-yep, they have the in the checkout line, with the candy
Me: but at least now I have material for my blog
Me: thx sugar booger


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May 11 2009

Y2K Had Nothing on This

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Some one please come up with a solution. This is worse than Y2K and pandemic swine flus combined.

It started out simple enough. Just a normal conversation with Zooks and escalated into, well, this:

Zooks: your next phone?
Me: well, since it sounds like it “might” be released sometime when I can get a new phone…
Zooks: I was thinking that too :D
Me: I have to wait until July 10
Me: er
Zooks: next year?
Me: that doesn’t work
Me: yeah
Zooks: july ’10
Me: july 2010
Zooks: I have to wait until Jan ’10
Zooks: there’s a new blackberry coming out in July that will be very tempting
Me: looks like I have about 6 months to figure out how I’m gonna refer to next year
Zooks: and a whole year to get it wrong
Me: I should have it ironed out sometime around 15 er, 2015
Zooks: if then
Me: at what point does this work?
Me: I didn’t have an issue in the 90′s
Zooks: after 12, cause then it won’t be confused with a month? or after 31 when it won’t beconfused for a day of hte month?
Zooks: if only we had the euro convention
Me: fuck, I’m gonna be dead before I can do it right
Zooks: yep


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